Last name of the week: Satan. Wouldn't it be funny if Miroslav Satan were on the New Jersey Devils rather than the Islanders? Okay, I know they pronounce his name "Shah-Tahn" but wouldn't you insist that's how your name was pronounced if your name was SATAN?!
Compatible Team Mates of the week: Okay, and I personally think it would be awesome if the following players were on the same team: Ruutu, Tootoo, Saku Koivu, and Cheechoo
Conversation of the week:
Dayna: "Argh, ick... 4-0 for Detroit..."
Karl: "Well, I guess it's time to start regrouping for next game."
Dayna: "Honey, it's only the end of the second period, there's another period left."
Karl: "Um. Yah. There's a fine line between being optimistic and being delusional!"
More awards next week!