How not to get from Calgary to Paris, France...

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	37.	Continue on I-90 E/Mass Pike/Massachusetts Turnpike Partial toll road Entering Massachusetts 216 km 2 hours 9 mins
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	38.	Take exit 24 A-B-C on the left toward I-93 N/Concord NH/S Station/I-93 S/Quincy 0.7 km 1 min
	39.	Merge onto Atlantic Ave 1.2 km 3 mins
	40.	Turn right at Central St 0.2 km
	41.	Turn right at Long Wharf 0.2 km
	42.	Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 5,572 km 29 days 0 hours
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